Military policy at its finest!

In a recent test, the government has been determining what items to include in military MRE's beginning in 2009. New items will include instant granola and vegetarian lasagna. However, as a result of the test, stuffed-cabage was rejected, apparently for morale purposes. As one marine put it:

You wouldn't want to be sleeping in a tent next to someone who had stuffed cabbage, would you, ma'am?

Of course, this is too funny to be made up. Read about it here if you don't believe me.